Untitled (Still (always (probably)))
SOMETIMES I AM STUPID AND SIX.

me: POOP.
me: LA LA LA POOP.
me: YOU SHOULD PAY ATTENTION TO ME WHEN I TALK TO YOU.
me: I SAY IMPORTANT THINGS. LIKE POOP.
me: NOW I HAVE TO GO WASH SWEAT AND LINT FROM MY BODY, AND YOU SHALL MISS THE SWEET MEWLING OF MY INTERLOCUTORY DISCOURSE.
Arsenic: INDEED I SHALL
me: I SHALL SURMISE THAT YOUR TEARS OF DISAPPOINTMENT ARE MANY.
Arsenic: SO MANY
me: AS YOU HAVE DEIGNED TO PRESENT YOURSELF AT THE WANING OF OUR TIME TOGETHER, I SHALL INFORM YOU OF A MOST URGENT MESSAGE.
Arsenic: OKAY
me: INDEED, THIS MESSAGE IS SO URGENT THAT WHEN YOU BEHOLD IT, YOU SHALL BE FILLED WITH THE SHIVER OF AN ALMOST SPECTRAL ASTRAL AWARENESS.
me: AND THAT MESSAGE IS—
me: POOP.
Arsenic: I HAVE ASCENDED
me: I BET YOU JUST LEFT YOUR BODY.
me: JINX!
Arsenic: SEE ABOVE
Arsenic: LOL
me: WHEN YOU GET BACK TO YOUR BODY YOU OWE ME A COKE.
Arsenic: OKAY

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